I don't know why it's not working
Every year, as part of my Christmas decorating duties, I haul out the twinkle lights and as you can guess, it's 50/50 as to whether or not the lights still work. If they don't work, I get new ones. It's a waste, but it's what I did until I saw this tool at Lowes.

Looking at the instructions, it tells me light strings can be repaired. I get startled when I run across information that seems obvious in hindsight. Of course these things can be repaired, I think, and then shame myself into making a purchase. After all, we have a pair of five-foot tall pre-lit trees on the porch that have less than 1/3 of the lights working.
The first nice day we have, I get to work. The tool has a built in light bulb tester, a voltage checker, a fuse tester, some things to help pull bulbs, and built in storage for bulbs in the handle. It beeps, lights up, has a trigger and looks like a toy phaser. Very clever. This should be fun, right?
Well, the good news is the tool works. I stand on the porch, chat with the neighbors, and describe what I am doing to the old men walking their dogs. I am able to get both trees about 75% lit before my interest in the project wanes and I run out of replacement bulbs.
The bad news is with 9 days left before we start putting decorations away, the trees are now zero-point-zero percent lit and I have absolutely no interest in playing with my toy gun anymore.
I give up.
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