Get a job
On occasion I am asked to help with a branding project. My contributions are limited to "looks like" or "similar to" or "resembles" inputs and I make little inspiration boards for the real design pros to work from.
To generate my approximations I spend time in stock photo sites. If you've never had the pleasure, these are sites from companies like Getty or Adobe that have millions of "stock" photos that you can use. You put in a descriptive phrase, like elderly woman driving, and hundreds of photos pop up. To narrow the overwhelming number of images, one of my favorite sorts is "popular," which gives you the most downloaded photo first.
Naturally, I go to the last page. There are terrible photos there, but it makes me smile. I see the poorly laid out, badly lit, questionable models and imagine the photographer talking them into the shoot. "This is going to be great baby, you'll be on every home oxygen rental brochure in the midwest."
A week ago, while looking for pets, the last page held a grip of photos of a very pregnant woman in lingerie holding a bunny, surrounded by flowers. Maybe I was tired or something but I couldn't stop laughing and Laura walked over to see what was making me giggle. She took one look, turned on her heel, and walked away.
I swear I heard her mutter, "you should really get a job."
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