"The more I garden the less I know, but the more pleasure I get from it.” – Monty Don

I just took a peek at my lemon tree. It's time for a gardening update. How is Greg doing at commanding and controlling his environment?
Meh.
If you remember, at one point my lemon tree has seven lemons forming. Two are left. I have no idea why the others gave up, but it looks like I'll get one real lemon before long. This summer we're going with our regular mix of tomatoes, peppers, peaches, and apples, but we've mixed in some earlier crops.
Early crops are coming from the plants we started from seed in Feb/Mar. Out of everything we tried, the lettuce is a winner. We harvested enough for a few salads and I can report it tastes like. . .lettuce. I am filled with a sense of wonder when this happens. We try to grow something, it grows, and I eat it without poisoning myself. Amazing. It gives me hope that I can survive in a wasteland, if only for a little while.
I get the same feeling when I fix a mechanical something. Like a broken lawn sprinkler. I looked at the lawn this morning and felt elated when I saw the broken sprinkler area soaking wet. I try to relay my pride to my lovely bride, regaling her with my accomplishment.
"That's good," she says, not looking up from her crossword.
I can tell she doesn't feel the same way I do. It's lip service.
I vow to remember this transgression when the apocalypse comes. She'll learn a lesson when I don't share my lemon.
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