"I'm ridin' in your car, you turn on the radio
You're pullin' me close, I just say no" – Pointer Sisters, "Fire"
The big news of the week, as far as I can tell, is the reuniting of the 90's band Oasis. The brothers announced a reconciliation and a series of concert dates. 45-55 year olds from all over are thrilled. I'm sure other age groups are too, but that has to be the sweet spot right?
The brothers' feud was/is very public, and their relationship is famously contentious. The joke is if you are going to spend the money on seeing them, your best bet is to buy the early concert dates because they'll probably break up again before the tour ends.
About the same time Oasis was topping the charts, I was working in sales for a company with hundreds of salespeople. The 25th anniversary of the founding was coming up, and the founder was throwing a big party. The founder loved the Pointer Sisters and secured them for the evening's entertainment. In preparation, there was a company-wide contest with the grand prize being backstage access to the famous Sisters after the show.
I wasn't a big fan of the Sisters, but I grew up with their music and the contest was set up in such a way that I had a legitimate chance to be one of the winners. I won. As the contest was coming to an end, I started telling people that I was going to get my wife to do a "Jump" for the picture and we'd send it as a Christmas card with the caption, "We're so excited!" (The Sisters are famously tall. My bride is not. I had to do some selling to get her on board.)
The concert was surprisingly good. The Sisters brought an impressive stage show with them and played all the hits. As the show was ending, my lovely bride and I, plus the other winner, were brought to the side of the stage where we watched the encore and saw the Sisters run backstage. It was getting exciting. I was excited for the pic, but the other winner was a super-fan of the Sisters. She looked like she was going to pass out. This was really going to happen.
The minutes stretched. Something was clearly wrong. The representative came out with one of our company VPs and apologized profusely. There would be no picture. The Pointer Sisters were on their plane heading back to Vegas.
Actually, they were on their planes, plural. The VP hung back and told us that it turns out the Pointer Sisters were hating on each other. The owner didn't know it when he booked them, but they didn't even talk to one another in this period. They refused to take pictures together.
I was sad, my wife was relieved, but the poor superfan was inconsolable. Looking back at it, like the movie "The Sixth Sense," they never came near one another during the show. It was almost like there were 3 boxes they performed in.
My point to the Oasis superfans is they don't need to worry about the reunion shows being canceled. Probably.
I just wouldn't count on any sharing of the mic moments.
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