How many people are you going to tell that story to?
Although my relatives in legendary Green Bay say brushes with fame are not a regular occurrence, I don't believe them. Whether it's a story about someone drinking keg beer in the driveway with Fergilicious' husband Josh Duhamel (are they still married?) or being at a tailgate watching them being followed around by an English camera crew shooting an NFL special, things just seem to be turned up a notch up there.
Last weekend I visited the frozen tundra to enjoy a nice dinner, stop by a little concert in the Lambeau Field parking lot, and watch the Packers' home opener. Here's the shot of me leaving the restaurant.

We're late to the parking lot concert, so the most we can hope for, besides successfully avoiding numerous wheelchair bound Green Bay residents, is well, this scene.

That, my friends, is the back side of 30,000 of our closest friends. All here for the Steve Miller Band. Yes, that one guy who is like 74 or something.
I stand in the back of the crowd and think to myself, I'm tired, it will be good to call it early and get some sleep. That's when I get flashed a quick hand wave from my brother-in-law and he says, "we're going backstage."
Have you ever been on a $1MM tour bus? About 10 minutes after the hand wave, I'm on one. It's hard to capture the feeling, but I did take a pic.

I guess our man likes Dave's bread and Mentos too. We have so much in common! While Steve does his work on stage, the bus group cajoles me into doing shots of Patron out of a red Solo cup. I get a little disoriented, fight the urge to boot all over my new friend's bus and head out of the bus to take my place up front. This is my new view out toward my old view:

I'm in front of the front row and I can tell you this, Stevie looks great for 74. He knows I'm thinking this and nods my way.

It may have been the Patron, but I even took a selfie.

2 hours later, I'm at the bar telling roadie tales in exchange for drinks when my wife walks up.
"Are you still telling that Steve Miller story?" she says, eyes rolling.
Yes. Yes, I am.
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