"I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now!" – V. Salt

As fortune would have it, I was lucky enough to spend some time at a friend's exclusive, expensive, fancy vacation property. I don't know if it counts as a peek into another life, but it got the wheels turning. I'm not on the path to ever owning something like that, so I'm not contemplating what my life would be like in their shoes. However, I am thinking about what it would be like to grow up with unlimited resources.
In the days of catalogs, I can remember flipping through pages and pages of the Sears Christmas book. It was a book. Thick and full of things I just HAD to have.
I remember the feeling in my stomach, yearning for the latest and greatest toys. A Happy Days pinball machine. An air hockey table. Or maybe drums. So many choices and in the end I would be lucky to get one. "We aren't made of money, Greg."
But what if we were made of money? What if I could have had it all? What if there was no excuse for saying no? What if nothing stopped me from fulfilling my fantasies? I'd be different, for sure. Would I have turned nasty like Veruca Salt? Or benevolent like Richie Rich?
One thing I can say with confidence is I was suggestible. If the headline said it, I thought I had a future in it. Like as an entertainer. After seeing a page with the headline, "Be A Ventriloquist: Steal the show with these Dolls that talk at your command." I remember this page. I could feel the warmth of the crowd after one of my shows. With no limits, I would definitely have Charlie McCarthy and Simon Sez ventriloquist dummies lying around.

Definitely one or more "Hugo – Man of a Thousand Faces" dolls. In pristine condition, of course. Like Francis in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." Leisure suit. Slick backed hair. Cartoon villain.
Yeah. A creepy rich kid surrounded by scary props.
It's good to have limits. Some decisions are better left unmade.
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