“Well, I really always wanted to be quite famous, but I don't want to be on your cameras, I don't want to be on your video cameras Mr. Policeman." – Billy Bragg, bootleg of "Great Leap Forward"
There's an anxiety that comes with walking into a room of complete strangers and making small talk. If you know who will be at the event, it's not uncommon to overcome this with a little creeping on Google and social media. "I'll be talking to Greg Chambers? Who is he? What's on the interwebs about this character?"
But what if you don't have any advance info? Would you be interested in Zuckerberg's Meta glasses telling you things about who you're talking to?

My friend Mark Hurst has been sounding the alarm about data privacy for years. His latest newsletter shows what a few student engineers cobbled together with Meta's Smart Glasses. You can watch the video here:
https://x.com/AnhPhuNguyen1/status/1840786336992682409
Salespeople are instantly like, "ooh! I need that!"
Unfortunately, the bad guys will be the first to get an ROI. Grandma's Facebook account to keep track of her grandkids contains enough information to make scamming easier. Stalkers will love the time saved when obsessing over new victims. Some members of law enforcement will enjoy the ease of profiling.
Wait, you say, what if I don't want any of that? What if I like my relative anonymity?
Privacy is a luxury, nowadays. While billionaires may have the resources to live undetected (Estate Enigma: The mystery of the dead billionaire), and database builders don't care about the very poor, the rest of us have some work to do to escape the robots building a Common Underlying Proficiency between all of us.
I guess I need to send the video of I-Xray to my congressional reps. I'm sure they'll get right on it.
There may be an upside. Grindr has an "AI Wingman" in the works. An "AI bot . . . scout for long-term relationship prospects, set up dates—and even date other wingmen for you." Instant CUP, I guess.
It's not all bad news.
I suppose when they make the sales prospecting version that lets seller-wingmen talk to buyer-wingmen it will free up time. I can finally watch the dozens of shows I'm missing on my thirteen streaming services. There's that to look forward to.
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