“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."
– Poor Richard's Almanac
"Psst. I've got something growing on. . ." I turn my head to check the room, "on my zinnia."
The fungus is growing other plants too, but it's more fun to say it that way. I will probably open with it when I get my physical. My lovely bride suggests I make an appointment often. She slips it into conversation like, I'll say, "do you think we'll have any more tomatoes ripen on the vine this year?" and she'll say, "you should really get a physical."
I don't blame her. It's one of the key preventative actions I suggest in my book, "The Sales Momentum Mindset." When our health is bad, momentum is hard. Plus, when bad things happen to our health, we'll want to have good information about when we felt good. A baseline. The best way to get this is to develop a good relationship with a doctor, I wrote.
If my bride knew it was in my book, she could dog-ear that page for me, set it on my keyboard, and tap the book cover when she sashays through the room.
I have no problems with my doctor. He's one of my favorite people. I'm just not a fan of the rest of it. From picking up the phone to talking to the office, to scheduling months in advance, to the inevitable laundry list of followups, it's a drag. Then come the bills. In the USA, the amount of mail I get from a simple doctor's visit is impressive. It takes months for the bills to settle.
Now that I type it out, I'm being whiny. It's not that bad. The process is more an annoyance than anything. My friends are starting to talk about health a little more as we get older. It's on our minds. No one gets out alive, so regularly checking the expiration date is a good idea.
My doctor is getting older, though, so I need to start thinking about a new one. One that will probably be younger than me. A millennial, or GenZ doctor. They're coming. Taking over. I'll use it as a good excuse to catch up with popular culture so we have common underlying proficiencies. A little TikTok and maybe Snapchat or whatever. I mean, if I don't prep, how will we have above average communication abilities?
Besides talking about the thing growing on my zinnia.
That's evergreen content right there. Gold, Jerry! Gold! (though I wonder if new doc will get that reference. . ."oh yeah! I used to watch that with my paw-paw when he was in the home". . .ugh)
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