Alexa, how does this thing work?
I dropped the youngest off at school last weekend. It was fun, stressful, emotional, and sad. Will he make friends? Will he be intellectually stimulated? Will he successfully navigate weird situations? Lots of things running through my head. I hate to even think about what went through my wife's overactive brain.
While sitting in his little dorm room waiting for the bed loft guys to show up, I notice an Amazon Echo Dot sitting there. It's branded with his school logo and colors, and comes with a nice instruction sheet on how to use it internally, like "What time does the library close tonight?" (sure, I say to myself. . .maybe if the library is a bar)
Seeing it reminds me of the times my neighbor, my parents, and other relatives have tried to teach me how it works. Each time, one person in the room will bark out, "Alexa!" and the poor little device will rise from its uneasy slumber, blink its blue colored lights, and await instructions. The rest of the room is never quiet, so poor Alexa can't seem to hear these important instructions, and it guesses wrong. That makes the demonstrator frustrated, so they raise their voice, which causes the rest of the people in the room to speak louder, and tension builds.
Eventually, everyone has to "shut up" so Alexa can do her tricks. (by the way, I'm easily 0 for 6 on Jeopardy) It's fun, but it makes me wonder who is training who here? How will this little device in my son's dorm room continue to re-wire his brain?
The men show up and loft the bed, Mom and son do a silent tug of war as to where the dirty laundry basket will go, and the room looks great.
"Need a trip to Target or anything?" I say, grasping at straws.
"Nope."
"I guess it's time to go then."
"Yep."
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