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Some time ago I mentioned reading the article about voices people give their pets. Since bringing it up I've learned that a lot of you have some very creative, very funny voices. Old Spanish men, proper English matriarchs, and a lot of voices suggesting your pet is um, well, a simpleton is the nicest way to say it.
This week we sent one of our simpletons on to the next world. I may have mentioned Ajax the cat before. He was our neighbor's cat, trained to be a mouser/killer of things, and when the neighbor left, Ajax stayed. He was semi-feral for most of his years, and when summer arrived he disappeared for nights, or weeks at a time. Only to show up and crash sleep for like a week. (see picture above) One year he was gone for so long we assumed he was dead, only to find him our doorstep nearly three months later.
He hated his collars. We'd strap them on with their little bells to warn the birds, mice, rabbits, and other critters of his presence only to find them tangled up in a bush. A few times it was in distant neighbor's bushes. They'd call sounding concerned, "We, um, found your cat's collar. . .but not the cat," and we'd reassure them he was fine. I took to calling him Driftwood, an alias more befitting his wandering nature.
The most interesting thing about Ajax is a few years ago we learned one of the neighbors took to kidnapping him. It turns out his summer sojourns weren't so mysterious after all. The neighbor would trap him in their breezeway between their garage and house, because "they liked him" according to a source. The neighbor moved, and Ajax resumed spending summers with us, but we had questions. Questions eventually answered by one of my son's friends who bought their house. They sent us a picture of the breezeway wall where the previous homeowner had used a permanent marker to write, "Ajax" and my wife's phone number.
I thought about trying to find the kidnapper's new address to let them know about Ajax's passing, but screw them! Kidnapping someone else's pet? Who does that?
Peace out, Ajax.
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