"Most people talk too much, and what they do say is often just noise or irrelevant gibberish designed to keep themselves entertained" – Stuart Wilde

One feature of conversing with me, especially early in the morning, is tangents. Semi-related stories that take some time to get through with no obvious end point. Last year we brought a new espresso machine into the house, and I've done a pretty good job of perfecting my Americano technique, so maybe that's it. Highly caffeinated first hours of the day. Good for some work, not for conversing.
It's been happening longer than a year though.
I've learned to cope. For instance, I've learned to put off meetings until after 9:30am, so I can listen without interjecting stories. Today, however, a client sent me a note to call before 7am. He has an important sales presentation and wants to run a portion of it by me because he's worried his proposal is a bit aggressive. This reminds me of another client who was so aggressive with promises it led to the threat of a lawsuit. I end up talking to his lawyer about my interpretation of law things, at one point thinking, "why am I telling the lawyer what I think?" Which is pretty funny. But I also think "this is costing my client a fortune," which isn't quite as funny. I laugh to myself. It's quiet for a minute.
". . .and why are you telling me this story?"
At the moment he asks, I can't remember where the story fit in or where I was going with it. Too hyped up. Got carried away.
As life would have it, I have regular contact with an even more random storyteller. I'm learning what it feels like to be on the other end of my random conversations. I'm on a committee with him. He's possibly the best storyteller ever. Has one for every situation. Listening to him I'm often thinking, why are you telling us this story? My role with him, if you can believe it, is to get him back on track.
It must be like what it was like to be an apostle of Jesus. Endless parables for the listener to interpret.
Did they have caffeine back then?
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