"Vigorous writing is concise." Strunk & White, The Elements of Style
"And what if it's not vigorous?" – Greg

It's crunch time for my book. The manuscript is due February 1 and that means I read and re-read passages to myself until it sounds right. Once it's handed over it will take the proof-readers about a week to send back a thousand grammar and punctuation suggestions. It will be another week or two for the editor to say something like, "why is this chapter in here?"
It's painful, but I'm sure it's worse for real writers.
Someone asked how much money my books make. It's not a lot. Instead of editing this morning, I did some calculating. To keep my standard of living, based on my last royalty checks, I need to write approximately 1,000 more books. (and cut my expenses) It's not a great plan, but it's a plan.
Last week I drove to Colorado. To pass the time I started listening to an audiobook. I say "started" because the reading time is 19 hours and 26 minutes. That's roughly 165,000 words. Holy cats. That must have taken him 10 years to write!
For comparison, my latest screed will clock in at less than a quarter of that.
At least mine has drawings.
A quick check of Amazon shows he has a new book. Same length. 3 years between books. He's no James Patterson, but in my eyes the man is a machine.
Yes, I am procrastinating.
"don't you understand? the human race IS an endless number of monkeys. and every day we produce an endless number of words. and one of us already wrote hamlet." – @LlamaInATux
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