"If the hardtack got moldy it was usually thrown away as inedible, but if it just got weevily it was issued anyway. Heating it at the fire would drive the weevils out; more impatient soldiers simply ate it in the dark and tried not to think about it.” — Bruce Catton

I read a book that mentioned "hardtack" and had to look it up. I figured it was foodstuff based on what I was reading, but I've never experienced it and don't know how it's made. As you may know, it's a biscuit made without yeast. A feature of this biscuit it can be stored a long time, so it was/is a staple on long sea journeys, military campaigns, and lately, with survivalists. From what I read, they get very hard. In order to eat them you need to soak them in your coffee. Like, put one in your coffee, drink your coffee, then fish out the biscuit to eat.
That's one hard biscuit.
The hardest biscuit I have experience with is the Trader Joe's Dog Treat in Assorted Natural Flavors. Chicken, cheese, bacon, peanut butter. I haven't tried one, but they all smell the same, so the flavor must be subtle. They come in fun shapes like fire hydrant, couch, squirrel, and cat.
Wilson the ABC loves these biscuits. He's a finicky guy, so this says a lot. Since he is such a good boy he can get upwards of 10 biscuits a day. It's a lot, I know.
The thing is, Wilson doesn't eat all the biscuits. Who could? They're like little flavored rocks. Instead, he buries between 20-40% of them. He patrols the yard for while, picks a spot, looks around, then paws a hole. This may or may not be where the biscuit ends up because after the hole is made he looks around and if something isn't right, he moves on.
Each spring, as the afternoon rains come around, there are dozens of little biscuits in the yard soaking up nature's goodness. After being in nature for a season or a year. . .or two years, Wilson deems them ready. He just did this today. The biscuit looks a little softer after aging, but not much. He is looking at me as he crunches it down. It sounds hard. He looks happy. I imagine a Civil War soldier sitting back against a tree, finishing his coffee, fishing out his hardtack. He looks happy too.
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