". . .the catfish is a plenty good enough fish for anybody."
– Mark Twain

One of my early experiences after arriving in Omaha, Nebraska for school was visiting a riverside shack serving fried chicken and catfish. And "corn fritters." (oh, and beer to underage drinkers) It's along the muddy Missouri River, and it's called the Surfside Club. Don't let the name fool you, it's a dump. You sit out by the muddy Mo', battling the heat and flies, getting mooned and boobed.
Yes, besides the greasy food, and loose serving policy, the other feature of the Surfside is the boaters floating by, blasting music and either mooning, or flashing their boobs at you. Or both.
We'd revisit this experience once every five or ten years. And went again this last weekend. I had heard it burned down or flooded out, but it's back! It's actually kind of nice now. There is a stage, live music, a good-sized boat slip, and a special parking place for motorcycles. I even ate the catfish. The first few times I stayed away from it, imagining weird toxic creatures being pulled out of the river, but since then, I learned these are farmed fish. I don't know why that makes a difference, but it's a story I tell myself as I order the "platter."
We took the kids one year. My middle child was probably five years old. While we waited in line, I took him over to a platform near the river. On cue, a boat floats by and the occupants hoot and holler while showing us their butts and boobs. The river runs fast, but not that fast. It takes a minute for them to make their way past us. I am standing behind my son and give them my best, "Really?" look, dreading the inevitable questions to come. I mean, they were probably 30 feet away from us. We're right on the river.
After a minute of silence, watching the water from their boat wake lap against the shore, my son speaks.
"Did you see that, Dad?" he said.
I freeze, measuring my response. "See what?" I said.
"Look at the water," he said, pointing to some foam forming on the riverbank. "See that?"
Yes, I say. Yes, I see it. Your Dad has seen a lot of things today.
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