If 10 is good, 20 is better

I am keeping busy with random backyard projects. This time it's a gate that sticks. I can see what's happening. The gate is hinged to a post attached to the in-ground post. Those two posts have warped over the years. Not much mind you, but they are warping in different directions forcing the gate to stick. I got this.
This is the kind of thing I work on while watching NBA games. Searching the interwebs looking for the right combination of keywords to unlock the tool/bolt needed. I find it hiding under joists. I double check the width needed and place my order. It's a self-tapping bolt and once through the two posts, I put on a locking end-nut and it will squeeze everything together.
The bolt arrives exactly as described but I have a problem. My little drill isn't powerful enough to push the bolt through. Home Depot has a solution. A big, beefy 20V cordless drill. Brushless, whatever that means. I don't need all this power, but whatever. I want it. It's so strong when I go to tighten the bit, which I usually do by holding the built-in chuck and hitting the power, it rips the skin off my hand. Power!
Now wearing gloves, I get over and cinch the posts together. Zip, zip, zip, zip. Done in 15 minutes. The gate swings freely. I stand there and try it once. Twice. I call to my lovely bride, making her find me through the now unsticking gate. She takes note and approves. We admire it swinging shut with a satisfying *click.*
We leave town the same day. Quick trip with the neighbors checking in on Baby Bianca the cat. They call us the next morning. Bad news. Someone got into our garage. No problem, I think, the garage doesn't lead to the house. Nothing missing from what the neighbors see. Bikes, golf clubs, fishing gear all there.
I inspect the damage when we get back. Only one thing gone. My new power drill. Bag, battery and everything. If you see it on ebay, trust them, it's like new. Lightly used.
I guess the sticking gate was serving a purpose after all.
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