Wait, what was that again?

Speaking of not guessing, I find myself at the car rental counter after a long day and delayed flight. It's late and I still need to get to my hotel. I'm staying in a new part of the city and getting there is heavy on my mind.
"You know what?" the rental guy says, "I have you down for a full size but I can upgrade you to a brand new Ford Explorer."
That's nice of you, I say, is that the same price?
"It's $30," he says, which I think is the discounted rate I was getting by booking through the airline. Surely he's not doubling my discounted rate, I think.
Sounds good, I say.
"As a matter of fact, I'm going to do you one better. I'm going to upgrade you to a Lincoln," he says.
Sounds good, I say.
He tells me to review the screen and initial at the prompts. I look at the price and think this is a lot more than I reserved it for. I shrug and initial it anyway. This right here is what I'm talking about when I ask people, "When you hear it, when you see it, will you have the courage to ask it?" All I have to do is ask what the original price was, but I don't. I keep moving. It's late and I'm tired with a long drive ahead.
On my way out to aisle E, spot 16, I start to berate myself. Why can't I self advocate? Why am I "customer of the month" so many times? I imagine that guy high-fiving friends and saying, I got you suckah. It makes me kind of happy for him for trying, but mostly I'm mad at myself for being lazy.
I walk up to the giant machine. A brand new, tricked out Lincoln MKS. It's huge and I don't need it. I'm traveling alone for a day and half. I'm probably driving 20 miles at the most. So dumb.
I open the door, toss my things in the passenger seat and start to adjust the seat. Immediately, I'm swimming in the rich smell of new premium leather. I press the start button and the dashboard lights up with animation and sound. This Matthew McConaughey approved vehicle has less than 400 miles on it and I hate to admit this, but now I'm wide awake. I navigate the big machine out of the lot, gun the big engine to merge onto the highway which brings a big smile to my face and, dang it, I'm not mad anymore.
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