Judge Dredd

Wilson the Amazing Border Collie takes his job as border patrol agent seriously. Daily he charges into the back yard, scoops up a toy along the way, and starts looking for movement. Sometimes it's birds, most of the time it's squirrels, and this year it's been a lot of bunnies. He chases, gives his toy a death shake, growls, and sends the message, this will happen to you, dear intruder.
I think it's hilarious. He's done this since he was a puppy. He's never come close to catching the creatures and I think the squirrels like it. I'm sure it's a behavior I encouraged at some point because well, I encourage it now. Before I let him out I say, "Wilson! Ready to get some squirrels?" and get him a little amped up before saying, "release the hound!" My lovely bride tells me not to because something bad will happen, but I find it entertaining.
In the garden we added marigolds which I heard are supposed to help bunny proof the produce section. I'm convinced it did the opposite, attracting them. The big yellow flowers always seem to be chomped along with the pepper plants. I peek out the window and see it happening. A fat rabbit going to town on the flowers. Kind of cute but destructive. I knock on the window to scare him away. He just turns his big black eye to the house and keeps chewing a stalk. I pull up the sash and give him a "shoo!" but nothing.
By this time my urgency is building and Wilson is about to come out of his skin. "This is what we play for!" Both of us are in the yard, wild with bunny bloodlust. I flush the bunny and Wilson gives chase. Most days, the bunny speeds to the fence and squirts under it. But not today. No, today the bunny made a wrong turn and Wilson the ABC meted out a swift and terrible justice.
RIP bunny.
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