"There is no snooze button to a cat who wants breakfast." – Anon

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My lovely bride is always trying new recipes. This leads her to various markets around town looking for particular sauces and spices (which also leads to our fridge being packed with things like six varieties of fish sauce).
When the kids were young, she'd drag them on these adventures, and they'd often come home with a treat. One such trip resulted in my middle child bringing a new alarm clock into our lives. It may have been from Japan, maybe China, by way of the Asian Mart. It's a Lucky Cat alarm clock. One paw moves and it has the clock in its belly. The alarm is, well, easily the most obnoxious alarm ever. The clock has since been broken, and we've lost the details, but we all agree it yelled at him to get up. A scratchy recording of a Japanese woman yelling "Wake Up" and laughing maniacally. It had one volume setting, ear-splitting, house shaking loud. The anxiety of the alarm going off used to interrupt my sleep. Loud.
I think about this clock from time to time. I've even tried to find it online, but no luck. (this is the closest I've found) It would make a great Christmas gift.
I've mentioned our own lucky cat, Bianca. Baby-B as she's known in the 'hood. She loves our morning routine. Loves it so much she starts dancing on our heads, scraping at the walls, and being a general nuisance anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes before my alarm goes off. My bride tries to control her with a squirt gun, catnip, and other treats, but Baby-B isn't changing. When she wants the day to start, she does her best to get it going.
Daylight savings time ended two weeks ago. What used to be 5am is now 4am. Baby-B may have even shifted an hour earlier with her antics. I can't be sure because I'm blurry eyed and trying to sleep. When it's dark I find it hard to track details in the war between wife and cat.
I don't think I've had a good night's sleep in decades.
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